Amandla Stenberg’s cover of Mac DeMarco’s “Let My Baby Stay” is everything. And it has subtle 90's Janet vibes.

Yeah, this. Is this what R&B is now? I mean, it’s fine if it is, but I just want to know. It sounds more like basic pop.

I was so confused, I started scouring the post for the “sponsored” tag.

I really wanted to like these tracks, but I have to agree. They might work as background music but nothing that anyone is going to sing along to. And her voice is incredibly generic.

Reads soaring, glowingly positive article about the progeny of two unique 90s era music talents. Clicks on videos and hears two very boring, safe, Seacreastian pop tunes.

One of my friends once said Julianna Zobrist looks just like a mermaid who got her legs. She is not a great singer, but I found that description to be terribly apt.

At least in terms of cereals, this morning at Jewel I saw next to the Rizz-Os and Ross Crunch, that Zobrist had his own cereal too, called Zorilla Crunch.

I’m kind of failing to see the “mastery of legislative maneuvering” that Pelosi displayed. She essentially got one flawed major act of legislation passed and didn’t really do a whole lot to resist W’s agenda.

I’ve always assumed the frog head was a riff on the DeadMau5 look.
Instead of the mouse head, a frog head.

Does the author not get that the frog skins are a play on DeadMau5?

That just reminds of this from Archer:

I live 15 minutes away in the Beach Cities and laugh everytime they position this as some unforeseen act of God — as if El Nino himself went down there and filled their massive hole. Allow me to put my construction manager hat on and get technical for a minute — they dug a large hole just as the rainy season began,…

Orlando resident here. This city is shit for walking. I’m in a relatively walkable part, too: small bricked streets, cool little restaurants and shops, with lots of green space. But when it’s a 98 degrees out with 250% humidity, am I going to walk 3/4 of a mile to the store? Fuuuuck that.

It remains surprisingly difficult to convince developers focused on suburban-style single family pod subdivisions that they might be better off in the long run providing walkable neighborhoods, even though the evidence is right in front of their faces in our own city.

This nailed it for me.

If you are going to own only two suits, make none of them black. Black suits make you look like a waiter and no one goes to enough funerals to make it otherwise worth it. Best to go with navy blue and a dark gray.

Did you just give everybody the advice that you can’t give everybody advice?

Seriously. Everybody else has to alter their path to avoid you. If you’re talking about walking around your subdivision and reading where there is nobody on the sidewalks, then knock yourself out. If you pull that shit in the city I’ll feel a strong urge to shove you and your Sue Grafton novel out into traffic.

You sound kind of miserable, man. Perhaps a walk?

Part of my job is putting up signs notifying the public of upcoming rezoning hearings, and we have an enormous one coming up next week, so I spent nine hours Monday and Tuesday and another six Wednesday and Thursday walking around our whole city in my floppy hat and hiking boots putting up bright purple signs at…