“Well, okay, but were we so concerned about the hours and hours and hours spent on the golf course of the current president.” Um yes, literally any time he used the restroom, Republicans screamed at the top of their lungs he was wasting time that should have been devoted to something more important. The irony is since…

It feels like every time this woman speaks a lie comes out. Jesus Christ.

C’mon you guys! He’ll have plenty of spare time! Pence and McConnell and Ryan will give him a big gold plated chair to sit in and let him play pretend president while they do the real work of looting the treasury and taking the country back to the 1890s.

I want her dead too. Just for the record.

“She adds, “He’s a very transparent guy. Everyone can see what he’s doing...”

The robots are made in China.

Maybe if we paint the robots brown, they’ll start railing against them instead of Mexican farmhands.

My husband has major baby-fever, and there was a super cute kid at the place where we had dinner last night. You start to think, “What if ...”

And then you read shit like this. Nevermind.

Like two Kennedy cousins mated?

Meanwhile, Brandon Marshall just admitted he didn’t remember a three touchdown game from 2014 because he was on so many painkillers at the time but sure, don’t let players use the wacky-tabacky.
Ya dicks.

I thought that the firing of federal workers for purely political reasons was against the law? Bush got into trouble for politicization of firing of U.S. attorneys in 2006.

DON’T MIND IF I DO.

Right? Like creepy hot.

Last week’s episode was so well done. I loved Trent’s return, but hate seeing Paula and Becks fight.

Fuck that. If I’m on the low ground, that just puts me at ball-punching height. No issues with taking an openly presented sack attack under these circumstances. No dumb shit at a football game who gets into a fight is going to remember my lack of honor in combat once the Coors wears off, anyway.

I’m a Colts season ticket holder and this year there’s a couple who sits behind me at every game, and they obsess over which players aren’t standing for the anthem. Usually during the anthem. Yes, they talk during the whole anthem about how disrespectful it is to sit during the anthem.

At least they all probably stand for the national anthem though.

trolls be trollin

Every headline relating to Trump is like reading an Onion headline out of context. You do a double take, read it again, and then you realize it’s a joke.

Except it’s not, and then you just scream internally forever.