The English really need to take a lesson from America.

I have friends (I’m 31, for reference) who still call their fathers “Daddy” and it weirds me out. But then again, I call my dad “Derek”.

My brood shall only refer to me by my title, Progenitor. I would not want them to forget that they sprung from my ample and generous genitals.

Basically the ‘70s and ‘80s were a breeding ground for child abuse in the UK across multiple fronts - football, media, care homes and hospitals, the Catholic Church (as mentioned) - and the normalisation of child abuse was so complete that only now do adult victims feel like they can talk about it. Jimmy Savile had to …

But if they win the Big Ten championship on Saturday, they’ll have overcome so much adversity.

And “We’re talking about news here, not ladies’ complaints.”

Just once, I want to hear something from her that makes objective sense and gives me some idea who she is and why she feels the way she does.

Everything out of her mouth feels like some elaborate simulated chatbot.

Yup. This is a widely used schtick. I even had it used against me when, as a little guy, I deigned to stand up and say nice things about a teacher who was getting fired, at a school board meeting. The board member said I was grandstanding, I was 14...my voice cracked, and everything.

It also has the faint echo of the rape-denialist trope of “you’re just looking for attention.”

Notice how she shifts attention from the questioner’s “Trump’s sexual assaults” to the generic “sexual assault.”

Hey now, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. They’re both heinous trolls and vicious fascists.

That is a very good question that would make an honest woman feel shame. But not Kellyanne, the plucky, gaslighting fascist traitor to her gender. She turns around and shames a teenager for asking it.

Wait, what? Since when is ‘the left’ ok with any of that? One can be for freedom of religion while criticising said faiths.

Disagreeing with someone on the Internet isn’t really “eviscerating” them.

One of them looks like a Blonde Great Plains FUPA, commonly found throughout the midwest and deep south of the United States of America. They can be found in their natural habitat of double-wide trailers and big box stores. They consume copious amounts of domestic light beer and saturated fat.

They were on their way to the Waffle House

“I AIN’T NO HOMO, QUEER.”
- The dude in the Nazi uniform in picture 5

Yeah, fuck this noise. Keep your politics out of my interests. I’m going to go play GTA and watch South Park.

I mean, Gamergate IS the alt-right, isn’t it? Whiny pissboys who want to see the world burn because a girl was mean to them once?

I don’t like politics in my video games!