They agree on plenty of shit though. Like tax cuts for corporations, keeping monopolies on telecomms in tact, defunding public education in favor of charters and making sure they all get a raise.

One side is saying “Let’s work together to fix something that you might not like but benefits millions of people and could be a great base for a real healthcare system.”

Democrats did this under Bush. Democrats did this under Obama.

Nobody sold “McCain the Reasonable” like Jon Stewart.

Hello Alison

I’ve been waiting for Jet Set Radio Future to show up in the XBOX games store for forever.

This has Pence all over it.

By this logic then we should be going after soldiers who are diabetics, smokers, heavy drinkers, have VD, and have long-term (but manageable) conditions.

Interesting. So I could start a company called Nintendo Sewer Company or Pepsi Roofing?

It’s like two backscratchers are on her face

Noname is amazing

Yeah but what luxury car brand name can they co-opt for the label? Lexus Music Group? Jaguar Music Group?

How can you call your company a name that is already used by another company? Like can I start a business called “Rolls Royce Lawn Care” and bedazzle a riding lawnmower?

I don’t understand people who buy pre-mixed cocktails for drinks that are 3 ingredients. Don’t want to make your own bloody mary mix? I get that. Can’t find the time to pour liquor into soda? Why are you even drinking?

Jared Kushner’s voice sounds like an old-timey talking doll http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/11/thomas-edisons-talking-dolls_n_7259194.html

For real though: if you can’t find non-chain Mexican in Chicago you’re doing your entire life wrong.

Yeah but does it crop, rotate and resize?! THAT’S ALL I CARE ABOUT

This is step one of Anthony Scaramucci getting her fired for a FoxNews blonde.

Why would I want to watch Kermit as an unfunny male Liz Lemon?

You’re telling me Modern Family is still getting nods but Insecure and Crazy Ex-Girlfriend can’t?!