For this line alone both of you deserve a raise.

People take the parenting adage “hardest job in the world” like a carte blanche to be an asshole in public.

“I have the body type of a reverse triangle. I’m like a grimace”

No spoilers but someone amazing from BFF’s is in this season

This and their podcast Womp It Up! is the best

I lost my goddamn mind and canceled everything to binge it in one day

I bet he won’t go bankrupt from gambling though

The E! network.

Boomers in a nutshell.

....where is Daniel Kim’s other arm?

Are they ‘friends’ in the same way that every morning/late show host ‘reads’ or ‘watches’ the book or movie of the guest?

My favorite: “I thought they were only going after the criminals!”

Can attest. They also breed nepotism

Hahaha they’ll hire the guy who defended Chris Christie for a position but not actually Chris Christie. Man, Jared Kushner knows how to keep his grudges.

You’re describing the first season of True Detective

He wishes he was on the level of Yogi Berra

No they don’t. They want an inflammatory loudmouth who promises them the moon. Or were you not around for the 2016 election?

Cillizza2018: two guys at a desk saying the same lines over and over again. Now with custom suit colors: grey, blue, and black!

Pretty big assumption that Goddell can read