Yeah we do.

Classic Catholic freeze-out. The Pope may have to see you but he doesn’t have to do shit for you. Thanks for the nice books. Here’s a letter saying the dumb shit you believe about the Earth is wrong. BYE!

Nothing says “No gays allowed” like inviting over a cowboy and making it men only.

Every time I see Giuliani I just see Leonard from Community.

He can’t get through one speech about anything without talking about himself. Not even a commencement for people who are going to serve under him. He has no self-awareness.

I’m sure at whatever country club they were a part of everyone was very polite to her face and talked about it when she left the room.

Are you fucking kidding me? If this was under Obama McConnell would be inviting Bibi over for another address to Congress.

Donald Trump has been signing EO’s and watching tv. Pence was in charge of prepping staff during the transition and then doing everything else within the administration. Basically, we could get a clean sweep but then we’ll still have Paul Ryan.

There’s no way she didn’t know. The guy was shameless

Caprica and Kings: two shows with high-concept ideas that took too long to pay off even with two seasons to make things happen.

Uh it’s been Cold War 2.0 when we invaded Afghanistan under Bush and Russia has been supplying arms to whoever asks. The Crimean invasion? The Syrian war? Russian hacks into American systems?

Until Pelosi gets on board with impeachment it’s not going anywhere

Imagine if someone on trial for basically anything used this defense.

Weird. Where’s her smoking balcony? Nobody has that much chapstick around and is not trying to quit smoking.

That’s just cigarettes and yelling at herself in the mirror for not being perfect for her father.

To be fair: I just donated to a 2nd hand store a shrink-wrapped Monopoly I bought five years ago because we never played it. Ever.

She is delightful

Yeah if you’re trying to get an honest answer about that question from Super Serious Internet People who have always acted within the lines of acceptable morality all of the time and never do anything because they never leave their houses, you’re not gonna get much traction on the “everybody makes mistakes” front.

There’s no Trump Cabinet Terribleness horse race, because every single fucking pick is in the running.