I bet he gets re-elected because New Jersey hates itself as much as Jared Kushner hates Chris Christie

How does this article not have one million stars?

The Right: boycotts don’t work

YUP

You have a low rank because you didn’t work hard enough.

You’re welcome!

SAFE SPACE

hahaha thats awesome

I wonder who’s going to handle security at this rally: Secret Service or his private security?

You’re welcome!

True, phrasing.

Ah ah ah you’re assuming Donald Trump wants to learn things. He doesn’t. He just wants to watch TV and yell at people on Twitter.

“Hey Donny the weather is nice, how about you go play outside with your friends?”

Nothing. It was this or the elbow of a baby’s arm

I dont know. Once she realized she can’t have a First Lady Fashion line she really seemed disinterested

When Howard Stern of all people says that Donald Trump has a fragile ego and he won’t make it as president, that says something.

You can only shock so many White House staffers with a wierd, Eric Carle-like penis. Sometimes you just gotta get out there

My favorite is when you’re Mercy or Zen and people are yelling at you to heal them yet they’ve all decided to go in 5 different directions

Somebody’s lonely in the White House.

ew. clean up after yourself.