You’re welcome!

SAFE SPACE

hahaha thats awesome

I wonder who’s going to handle security at this rally: Secret Service or his private security?

You’re welcome!

True, phrasing.

Ah ah ah you’re assuming Donald Trump wants to learn things. He doesn’t. He just wants to watch TV and yell at people on Twitter.

“Hey Donny the weather is nice, how about you go play outside with your friends?”

Nothing. It was this or the elbow of a baby’s arm

I dont know. Once she realized she can’t have a First Lady Fashion line she really seemed disinterested

When Howard Stern of all people says that Donald Trump has a fragile ego and he won’t make it as president, that says something.

You can only shock so many White House staffers with a wierd, Eric Carle-like penis. Sometimes you just gotta get out there

My favorite is when you’re Mercy or Zen and people are yelling at you to heal them yet they’ve all decided to go in 5 different directions

Somebody’s lonely in the White House.

ew. clean up after yourself.

“Start with an orphan, widow or single parent. If they’re a part of a family make your character an outcast in some way.”

Oh please. Jared Kushner is Littlefinger

Are you living my life?!

And George W. Bush. Don’t forget that in our zeal to capture to magical “undecided independent” that unicorn all Democrats seem to think is out there, we put up a wealthy, competent Senator against a party which besmirched John McCain’s war record and spent the last 2 decades making the Clinion family into the Manson…