I’ll spend 2 minutes crafting a text so it has proper punctuation, capitalization and spelling. You’re not alone.

Don’t forget the part where they weren’t read their rights so they weren’t given any.

Not to mention how they’ve taken Yoo’s “I do not recall” defense and made it Move 1 in the corruption playbook

“How did you get the jersey?”

Oh that flat tax bullshit is coming. Just you wait and see

STILL complaining about Michelle Obama. ALL SHE WANTED TO DO WAS HELP FAT KIDS NOT DIE

DNAinfo comments are like reading what people who scrawl dicks on bathroom walls are thinking 24/7

But in this case he’d brag about having the best try out when in reality his dad donated a building to the school so he could be QB

Omarosa didn’t come to DC for nothing

What amazes me is his go-to move, in a room full of people who want him talk about important things, is to bring up his TV show.

They’re cheering for curtailing protests in state houses right now. It’s a good thing Republicans don’t protest I guess!

There are Christians in America. The problem is they are drowned out by Christians who confuse Napoleon Hill’s Think and Grow Rich as the Gospel with the actual Bible.

Don’t be a dick.

Or, because he gives a shit, he’s using CNN’s public platform to show that some people in government are fighting for healthcare

Ha! Yeah. Okay. You mean the same guy who couldn’t out debate Jeb Bush?

It’s kinda like Sargeant Peppers Pregnant Hearts Club Band

“Hardest Job in the World meets Hardest Drugs in new memoir”

Nah. Sobriety memoirs are more boring.  

So New York State could sue the Trump administration for that cost, right?

Actually you bring up a good point: Twitter could de-activate Donald Trump’s account and there’s nothing he can do about it.