Calling all lawyers and attorneys: Why is it that a private citizen can be assaulted by private security in a public area? Can that citizen call the police for being assaulted?

Just like Walgreens: “Oh we could donate a few million to charities but don’t you feel good that we gave you this opportunity of adding a dollar to your purchase?”

This isn’t a police shooting so I’m not sure why you were so nervous about a guilty verdict

*Golf clap*

“Could Be the Worst Restaurant in America.”

He prefers to skirt the issue. A real round about way to chuck an idea into the brisket.

BUT WAIT I THOUGHT HILLARY SUPPORTED ALL DOWNBALLOT DEMOCRATS

I think a “Lisa Frank breakfast” would be dropping acid and making a southwestern omelette in front of this mural:

You know who really could have stopped this from happening?
Republicans. And they won’t take responsibility for their party continuing to fuck America into being one gigantic abadoned parking lot.

If those albums were a live recording of him explaining the character sheet of Dungeons and Dragons to Mariah I’d pay at least $5

YES!

I love Trent as a twist on the Rebecca narrative.

It’s okay if you want to post Heather’s “Trapped in the Bathroom”. I could watch that forever.

It seems crazy to me to go into a profession based on video production but not learn how any of it works. Instead of nickle and diming people just learn how to do it yourself and save money.

I’ll admit that I’m projecting on you and it isn’t fair. So I apologize for that. I’m just sick of Democrats thinking we can win through manners and good arguments and beat Donald Trump and his ilk. It’s 2000 all over again and instead of a bumbling idiot son we’re getting a bumbling arrogant ass who controls the…

Yeah it’s not. If you want some grand stroke of politeness that’s going to defeat Donald Trump, a guy who has no shame and no conscience, you’re deluded. This is one challenge out of the many to come. Challenge the election results. Challenge his picks for cabinets. Challenge his foreign policy. Challenge, challenge,…

Ha! When did I say this was going to overturn the election? The whole point of it is to call Donald Trump out on something he repeated to his supporters. The system is rigged? Why is it only rigged if you lose, Donald? Why do you have a problem with someone wanted to check the results, Donald?

Hey you know what works against Donald Trump? Taking the high road!

I don’t think for a second that she’s trying to appeal to the Left. Jill Stein’s base are drop-outs, burn outs and idiots who share conspiracy theories on Facebook. Her supporters see themselves as “independents” who lap up conspiracy theories and see anything and everything as a false flag.