Would you say her loss was a slobberknocker?

Ehhh there was definitely a “JLAW BAD GIRL WHAT WILL SHE DO NEXT?!” thing at the beginning to middle of her career.

I thought she was great in Ben and Kate

Now it’s just a dark drama with jokes!

hahaha yeah his whole “I have a wife I’m not this guy” thing was weird.

Can’t wait for Dakota Johnson to say how much she hates this one!

‘Member when Emma Stone was a cool comedy actress and it was a treat to see her in a film?

Nazis are always going to go for the Ubermensch. Having one guy be fit and well dressed is part of the deal.

On the sly handjob?

Agreed. When I walk through any department store and see printed made to look “ugly” knitted designs I wonder who this is for. The fun is finding the ugly sweater not buying a “fashion ugly” sweater.

Oooh what’s your Christmas morning cocktail?

Yeah I’m going to disagree that one of the most influential young adult science fiction books sucked.

“I’m saying the most outrageous thing in the room! COME ON MEDIA!”

Oh man. You deserve everything you’re getting on this one.

Just wait until they realize Hanukkah and Christmas are at the same time this year. War on Christmas rage strokes all over Facebook

Steve Bannon just threw up in his mouth

You’re forgetting that only Democrats game the system. With our unions and our minorities. Not like God’s chosen political party the Republicans.

HAHAHA

Look when a tri-racial queer person who does not identify as any gender and has held every correct Liberal opinion in mankind’s history and has a great family with 2.5 kids, a perfect bi-racial partner, 2 dogs (both rescues) and a cat (found on the street after the owner abandoned it) and went to…

And that the hosts can beat death and conquer the world for eternity where humans only imagine they can.