Steve Bannon just threw up in his mouth

You’re forgetting that only Democrats game the system. With our unions and our minorities. Not like God’s chosen political party the Republicans.

HAHAHA

Look when a tri-racial queer person who does not identify as any gender and has held every correct Liberal opinion in mankind’s history and has a great family with 2.5 kids, a perfect bi-racial partner, 2 dogs (both rescues) and a cat (found on the street after the owner abandoned it) and went to…

And that the hosts can beat death and conquer the world for eternity where humans only imagine they can.

The same way everybody gets drinks with Anne Coulter.

I think it was important to establish that the hosts have no real concept of time because their memory loops hold them hostage. There might be days/nights in Westworld but it’s all relative to someone who doesn’t remember making the same pilgrimage 5 times.

Really? I felt William wanted a fight more than he felt empathy for the robots. He just wanted the robots to actually fight back. He wanted a war where he could do whatever he wanted.

Wait til he realizes China can put up tariffs on exports

Just because a guy running for president promises thousands of jobs doesn’t mean he has to deliver thousands, right? What are promises when we knew it wasn’t true in the first place? Isn’t giving people hope more important than being honest? -Kellyanne COnway

But we absolutely need big name stars to do voice acting work for Dreamworks and Pixar. Because if Zootopia’s characters were voiced by nobodies who would see it?!

DONALD TRUMP IS NO WILLIAM HENRY HARRISON LIBTARDS

Yeah it’s gonna be bad. Especially for the real estate market. There’s no point in buying a house when your home’s value is tied to school districts. When Trump’s education secretary works with your governor to fuck up public schools, house prices are gonna fall. But since Baby Boomers will pay a stupid amount of rent…

How many times does Jeff Zucker have to prove he has no idea how to run CNN before the board fires him?

November: HILLARY NEEDS TO GET GOLDMAN SACHS OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE

Here’s a question: who looks at Harper Lee and thinks “This legacy is a GOLDMINE!”?

Hands down that’s the coolest spying ring name

Next we’re gonna learn that the UK and America’s intelligence work together!

So to get things you want from Trump if you’re a regular person: 1. Go on TV and call him a savior or 2. Call him a pussy on Twitter and say he won’t dothe thing you want him to

Nah. Just give people more cops, doctors and lawyers.