Its nice to live in a land of shoulds. What people should do makes the world go around.

It’s adorable you think that state police are going to arrest the DEA.

Nobody on The Slot is going to blame Debbie Wasserman Shultz and I think that’s crazy.

No it didn’t. The assumption that votes don’t matter in a democracy, fueled by idiots who think that the smartest position in any argument is Nihilism, is what got people there.

Question: were those soldiers designed to be maimed by Wyatt or did Wyatt maim those robots?

The scene where they pumped that purple liquid into the freshly made robot made me audibly gasp as to how cool it was.

My dentist’s office only plays teeth-related movies on their TV.

Voting irrationally is crossing out candidates names on the ballat and writing your own in for every position. Voting because you want that candidate to win is not.

This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever read.

Who did that?

That’s a lot to insinuate from 4 words

I learned a week ago that my sister legitimately believes in ghosts. She thinks one haunts my parent’s bathroom and that ghosts “watch over” members of my family. She is in her late 20's and has a bachelor’s degree. When presented with obvious evidence like:

So a promotion, then?

IF this is about ethics in email security, then why isn’t the House Committee investigating the Bush administration?

Because she made Congress cut spending for embassy security.

Is this a political ad or the next season of House of Cards? It’s the same font and everything

Basically, the Cubs are the Trump of MLB.

Compared to what Insecure  is doing on HBO, it does seem real disjointed.

I would argue it’s less Feminist and more “snarky political sales platform”.

How many oil pipeline spills do we have to have before we can drop qualifiers like “may threaten” a local water supply? Upwards of 5? 10?