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Is this a political ad or the next season of House of Cards? It’s the same font and everything

Basically, the Cubs are the Trump of MLB.

Compared to what Insecure  is doing on HBO, it does seem real disjointed.

I would argue it’s less Feminist and more “snarky political sales platform”.

How many oil pipeline spills do we have to have before we can drop qualifiers like “may threaten” a local water supply? Upwards of 5? 10?

If you’ve wondered who Donald Trump is specifically appealing to, it’s a 30-something white guy in Indiana who has never been to Chicago but has lots of opinions about it from Breitbart and Fox News.

And they’re wondering why they have such a staffing problem?

With both Lizzie Caplan and Michael Sheen in it I don’t blame you. I can watch Lizzie in anything.

I felt that way once, too. The only show that started great, then really sucked, then ended better than I thought was Six Feet Under and I only really pushed to the end because everyone said it was the best ending (it is). I am no longer a completist and I am more happy for it.

Donald Trump did not invent the term “clean coal”. It’s something the coal industry made up to keep the rust belt from new energy sources.

The three other Bush’s must be:

Don’t you go to comedy shows to hear Louis CK jokes retold EVEN LOUDER

YES

I like the everyone is an android theory. Anthony Hopkins’ character is either a billionaire recluse whose agoraphobia is out of control and created an entire ecosystem/universe so he can never have to do outside OR he’s the last human alive after a robot uprising and shutted himself in a building with the robots and

You know what? Fuck them. This is about more than just electing a president. Nobody wants to talk about how the next president will either resume the good parts of the Obama administration or bring us back to the shitty Bush/Cheney era with even less compassion. If that’s fucking possible. They just want shocking

I’m sure Frank Caliendo will pop back into town to do another hour of Pacino impressions

Was he playing his own music? I bet he was.

Being an asshole might seem like a mental illness. However with it’s prevalence throughout humankind, it is not.

Not what I thought it was going to be when they said dab. I was wondering how she could do that on camera.

It’s amazing people still work there. The minute your CEO gets put in front of Congress might be a good sign to look elsewhere.