Piggly Wiggly Arena

I fantasize about the earth running out of fossil fuels in their lifetime so they die penniless.

Jesus $3 million on a city council election?

The day after the RNC Mark Kirk told NPR that voters shouldn’t vote for Donald Trump but they also shouldn’t vote for Hilary Clinton and should just vote for their heart. He personifies the current dilemma of most ‘moderate’ Republicans.

Can we talk about how Hilary is not endorsing Tammy Duckworth but two other Illinois Republicans instead?

Or shows you his clone farm basement

It’s interesting that money is free speech but no one can access that free speech

I would say mini pizza bagels. Can’t have his core supporters thinking he’s secretly Jewish.

All of which, is eaten with a knife and fork. Why won’t he eat with his tiny, tiny hands?

Maybe it will come out for the Nook!

I always thought of him as a Carl’s Jr. kind of guy. Because what he says is what I’ve overheard said by customers at a Carl’s Jr.

I bet you could find a signed copy in any used bookstore throughout America.

When persecution is defined as not having hegemony, there’s no option but social conquest.

That’s most successful people in every field that have that attitude, though. In business is a lot more ubiquitous (and used to keep people down) but even if you’re in the non-profit sector you hear a lot of that smarmy “You’ll make it if you try harder and love your job more than anyone else!” Horatio Alger…

starred for eyebrow tonguing

How many times does someone have to explain the difference between hired cosplaying models and models hired to stand in costume? If you’re going to say that everyone should cosplay, that’s fine. There’s a difference between making your own costume and getting paid for it and getting paid to wear a costume given to you…

Thank God nobody can ever learn, grow or change their minds from age 18 til death.

After this last RNC it feels more like “Reagan who?” in the Party of Trump

The one who wore her own clothing line to an event thrown by a political party headlocked into cheering by her father and their wealthy friends..?

I wonder what she said in her confessional after the speech.