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Prove it. You can’t say shit like that and not back it up. Get some names, and insider information on the picking process, but don’t just say x organization is racist because they just are. You know who else did that? Abigail Fisher.

The first time I saw DUMP cooking was in a convenience store in the “As Seen on TV Aisle”. I think they missed an opportunity not making all the recipes secretly have a ton of fiber in them.

Possible title: “I Posed As a Conservative Christian Sexist And This Is What Happened”

A series of wrinkles on Satan’s ballsack

Also who else would Donald Trump bring in to make the elderly hate Hilary Clinton even more? Gingrich’s bread and butter is complaining and accusing the Clintons.

Can we get a feed for the radio chatter of the DNC production staff instead? That would be interesting.

I’m thinking the opposite. Gingrich only plays to the middle when he wants something. My guess is that people have forgotten what a fucking goon he is and thinks that with one reasonable thing, he can erase all the shit he’s done to be an attractive VP.

Yup that’s why I like it. I can run errands and when I’m walking around I can catch pokemon. I also like throwing balls at their faces. It’s hilarious.

Worrying about lizard people, illuminati, chemtrails and flouridated water can really take a toll

Nice try, Bill.

So you’re saying I should watch Morning Joe on mute and put on Peaches while I watch to give an accurate viewing experience?

We will never know.

Good luck getting weed even near a ballot in the next two decades. Meanwhile: the hills are filled with oxy out there.

What is legal is bringing them to a place that tries to convince them not to get an abortion through scare tactics and shaming. That’s perfectly fine.

What is he going to tell anybody that the public hasn’t figured out already? That Trump is a terrible manager? That the camp is a mess? That his kids mettle in it and the finances are fucked? That he doesn’t pay people or keep promises? It’s clear that Lewandowski won’t say any of that because then he would have to

Gen X and older Millennials demand content recycling! Get into new movies? Unacceptable. Everything must be 80s or 90s. NO NEW THINGS! NO NEW THINGS! NO NEW THINGS!

10/10 Solid burn. Would comment again.

Next week: study shows Vitamin D actually does fight cancer, depression. More at 10!

Are we talking GOP reps doing this or ordering aides to do this? Also, if we know who did it, why don’t we have names?

The only thing Ted Cruz should be commenting on is canned soup. That’s the limit of his expertise.