That’s the power of an NRA lobby group: better that everybody buys more guns and we have more opportunities to murder, than taking away guns and less opportunities to murder.

Best case scenario would be the partner has an Iron Man style suit they can activate with a watch or something and blast them with a laser cannon

Include some all caps rage, a Beyonce reference and a story about being sensitive about your weight and you could be going places.

Hey anything but unionizing, am I right America? If you can’t get a better salary, then there must be something you’re doing wrong. Don’t think about the company. Just do better in a rigged game!

Funny how it’s all “Bernie Sanders should drop out” and yet nobody is telling Gary Johnson to give it up.

I’m...moved by this? Something about how the tiles are painted and the mirror reflection makes me feel really bad for him.

What I do know is that the US is more partisan

We aren’t more partisan than even the Founding Fathers. This idea that America has always sung a song and got along despite the situation until the 21st Century is a ludicrous fantasy. If there are 2 parties representing polar opposites there’s going to be partisan politics. End of story.

Show me a time in American history where moderates ruled and the country wasn’t divided by partisan politics.

What I love is the argument that because he elevates women he is attracted to to positions of power so he can interact with them more makes him a really progressive guy. Also running beauty pagents where women are judged by their looks also makes him a big supporter of women, what with all the scholarship in exchange…

Who runs the world? Girls!

So she shouldn’t be accountable because ‘everybody is doing it’? What the fuck is that?

Here’s a thought: maybe if your field didn’t pad it’s work environment with these perks in exchange for insane hours and crazy deadlines, people wouldn’t have to say, off the bat, how much vacation they want and what perks they expect.

Baby Boomers cannot give anyone anything, ever and are the greatest at concern trolling Gen X and Millennials and then deny it ever happened.

Oh cry for the poor jester, for what will they joke about if they cannot make observations about race and gender and denigrate gays?

Just so I understand the argument here: Jezebel, a media content site that draws money from advertising from page views is angry that someone didn’t produce the thing they said they did because Jezebel was counting on that content to write commentary on?

Don’t worry - Carly will remember this as an amazing success which propels her personal brand toward unlimited opportunity!

Beyond all of the bloated racism and oblique narcissism, this right here should disqualify anyone from being head of the Executive Branch of government.

There is nothing worse than a racist Millennial. Not only because they’re educated but because they believe themselves to be virtuous time travelers, delivering racism to the world like it’s a fucking prize.