Their career arc is glorified college band to glorified dad band.

Not a fan of Idiot Sitter but she’s continually the best thing on Workaholics

Yeah but why do I care what she has to say about this?

It’s funny reading all of the “they’re lazy, irresponsible, they smell, it’s childish and I don’t like it” comments that all roll together. Forget nuance and that maybe there’s more to it than every person who smokes pot is an adult child. Nope! Broad strokes and a sense of false superiority are always better!

Fuck that shit. Rollers always fuck up overhead storage in the cabin. If people went with duffle bags or backpacks there would be better use of cabin storage space.

Fuck that shit. Rollers always fuck up overhead storage in the cabin. If people went with duffle bags or backpacks…

So Republicans are proposing that we pay MADD to nag people about drunk driving? Talk about a nanny state.

-Learn to identify adults who are role models and adults who aren’t.

“This is what we have to do to make sure Israel gets defense money?”

Oh please.

I would love it if weddings were just about two families coming together to join property and show off their plentiful bounty for their community to revel in and mark what a wonder it is that we live on this planet and how great beginnings are in spite of all the endings and middles we experience in our own on-going…

They’re running a 19 minute ad in Queens?

I just want to point out that you want a group of people who are protesting because that’s the only power available to do the job that you want your state and local government to do but have given up on because you don’t believe they can accomplish it.

You will get none of this with Hilary Clinton. None.

You’re welcome for giving you some first-class, luxury vomit

“Excuse me a second. Hold on a second. I resent that remark because I do have a bottom. It’s a first-class bottom and the best you’ve ever seen, let me tell you. My bottom is so great. It is! Some have even told me that I have a power bottom. That’s right! A power bottom. It’s something my beautiful daughter Ivanka…

Because then we would watch Elizabeth Warren get destroyed by Debbie Wasserman Schultz and the DNC so Hilary gets the nomination.

I didn’t realize Ohio even had pizza. I thought everything to them was a variation of overcooked noddles with terrible chili on it.

Donald Trump: champion of The Fun Parent argument.

Probably because of Baby Hands Trump and his baby hands

how does this not have a million stars