It funny that it’s never the companies they rail against because for some reason they completely understand being dismissed out of the job market for cheaper labor. That self interest just makes complete sense. It’s the laborers who shouldn’t pursue their self interest.

I notice a distinct lack of mention of duderuses. How do we know what we should put first if duderuses are not talked about?!

Whats funny is that they can try to do this but many of the organizations that take in refugees are Christian missions or Christian groups. How are they going to handle infringing on religious freedom?

I’ve always been amazed that that is Mike Huckabee’s bass. I pictured him as a Gibson dad rocker. He looks like he’s ready to start a nu-metal or jazz fusion band.

What nice things has Donald Trump said about minorities?

I just don’t think they care.

Is beleaguered a soft rhyme for illegal?

So he’s giving a free pass to the rest of the field to show what it would be like if his dumb ass wasn’t there? I thought his whole strategy was to talk over everyone else. Guess he’ll have to hope that another person shows up to his rally that gets beat up or thrown out so he can play Johnny Tough Guy again.

Can you buy gas from Costco without a card?

I just hope no one Pearl Jams me.

Oh see he asked God to give him happiness and strength. Because as the perpetrator who doesn’t admit guilt once, he deserves to move on from this. It’s basically the Christian “Get out of Jail” card but instead of actually getting out of jail its taking no responsibility for your actions whatsoever and showing no…

When I know not to sit down: assholes who wear Fossil sunglasses at the card table. For blackjack.

The only communication I have with the outside world is my network of orphans who overhear coffee shop conversations and bring me back the half-heard tidbits which make up my monthly zine. I print it from toilet paper I steal from different hotel bathrooms.

Do you think that his dad and brother only want to be called 41 and 43 and to make him run for president wouldn’t respond to anything - phone, text, email, conversation - unless he addressed them by their presidential number?

Which is something that Fiorina never addresses: that her decisions lead to lay offs and impacted others. The things she cites never lead into her talking about the lay offs. Ever. It’s always how the board felt and how she felt.

She must have been taken aback by the premise that leadership means taking responsibility. Pretty sure she thinks leadership is tanking the company and jumping out on a golden parachute.

If we’re honest if you’ve met one vapid rich person on their phone while you’re trying to talk to them, you’ve met them all.

How has Franklin Graham come out of this bullshit unscathed? It’s his theology that Wheaton College is following. It’s his family’s name and money that shout-down the other sects at the college. Why is this not being challenged in the press?

You’re just being very generous in thinking that people don’t work Christianity around their bigotry.

Or maybe he just hates his in-laws and didn’t want to spend the holidays with them and can make himself cry on command? Worked for Glenn Beck and John Boehner.