So I guess Phoenix never happened?

Yeah, might be a new body and first name but the last name is still the same and she’s still an asshole.

Ancestry.com is full of information; terrible to use.

Then it would be “ParkerPosaholic doesn’t know anything about ______? READ A BOOK STUPID!”

To be fair, I imagine she spends a lot of her time compiling Marilyn Monroe quotes, real and imaginary, to put on a vision board. Who can find the time to do it all?

I feel like this article justifies my entire kinja handle

I believe it starts and ends with: “It’s a really big book and reading is hard.”

I think the real mystery here is fish and chips. How does it work?

They’re getting more like San Francisco every day!

I only know of the Adventures of a Young William Joel

China is already way ahead of you.

Now it makes sense

so did my phone

far more wasps in Essex and the south east of the UK than usual this summer

Clearly this is an important issue. That’s why they’re number one concern was to run and tell Jezebel and complain to the student newspaper.

So are the student activists giving suggestions? Are they going to get together and run a better campaign?

Don’t forget any textiles you may have

Where to sit?

Maybe we just need to kill the idea of romance and love all together and just get back to the real meaning of marriage: an agreement on the merging of property for the mutual benefit of the social standing of families to make taxing easier, inheritance less messy and consolidate estate ownership.

When people talk about a ‘cooldown’ period, what they mean is that the media and others stop talking about it so that nothing gets done. There is only time between mass shootings. There is no ‘cooldown’ time, just stalling time.