I'm not even Oprah, and even I can't say her name without immense excitement and pride!!??

She’s oprah fucking whitney, she can’t whatever the fuck she wants, old white sexual harrassers shouldn’t tell women what to say.

Apparently, it wasn’t just her own name she declined to say with 60 Minutes’s requisite lifelessnes, but she was also told she had “too much emotion” in her voice while reporting out stories. “So I was working on pulling myself down and flattening out my personality — which, for me, is actually not such a good thing,”…

I was surprised the author didn’t catch the fact that the actual Dixie Chicks are in that painting....along with all the other chicks, lol :)

I served in the Navy from 96-00 on board a destroyer based in San Diego and did a couple West PAC tours to the persian gulf. I was a lowly PN3 and had to stand watch like most of the crew. While we were in transit to the gulf, I think after Malaysia, I was standing watch on the starboard side of the bridge with our…

I totally wonder if there has been an uptick in sightings/visits since Trump took office? Like, even they can’t believe the shit that is happening and need to come in for a closer look.

or “slightly” damaged in the ROSS’ home good section...

Christ, what a tacky piece of shit.

Seriously this looks like something you’d buy at Michael’s for $5 on a whim....

She is an egg, she wants to be an egg.

But that chin dimple! It’s almost criminal to hide it from the world forever. (Must be a pain to shave it, though...)

Honest question: How many trolls are ungrayed here at Jezebel? Or is it just one master troll who also loves Johnny Depp that is approving all of these posts?

As someone who spent several years in an emotionally controlling and abusive (and eventually physically) relationship with a woman - I’m not giving anyone a free pass. Especially if they have a history of abuse and being a shitty person. She does not get a pass. He does not get a pass. Fuck them both, and anyone who…

Oh you're just a condescending stan, my bad, cupcake.

Johnny? That you?

This will go well for you.

Funny how I post about this story on my personal Facebook page and the first comment is nearly identical to yours. I understand that there are 2 sides to every story, but I find it suspicious, controlling, and predatory behavior that Depp feels the need to drag out what should have stayed in their divorce NDAs.

As a domestic abuse victim, and you know, a non-psychopath, it fucking enrages me to see for how long Johnny Depp’s abuse was coddled by people around him and how many people including his exes, managers, whatever, came out of the woodwork to protect him, lie for him, and excuse his abuse publicly when most of them…

Perfect plan.

1) Find woman who had spontaneous abortion