Thank you to the ladies at Jezebel. I know you put up with a lot of regular shit from awful people, and I am so grateful that you muck through it to give a very public voice for women. Something like telling a story shouldn’t require the amount of bravery currently necessary for women to speak up, and I’m glad you’re…

“I wish it would all just go away,” said Kathie Lee clueless white people.

My eyeballs fell out of my head when I got to the part about the OBAMA supporter having voted for TRUMP. Jesus fucking christ, nothing means anything anymore, it’s all absurd, what are we even fucking doing on this planet.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that Tom is someone who constantly mixes up the use of their, they’re and there along with your and you’re, not to mention to, two and too.

God help me, I just love Tracy Morgan. I can’t help it.

“Yes, I AM a lawyer!”

Taylor Swift avoiding paparazzi photos by getting herself transported in a box is my new fav celebrity rumour.

You’re right. Didn’t really think this through.

That old guy isn’t whistling; she’s hiding in his mouth.

if so, why’s it so big?

Hiddles’ dignity is in that box.

As much as I wanted to drink in how out of his mind he sounded, I am genuinely having a hard time laughing. That sounded like dementia. He conflated two separate investigations and kept mixing up names. It was really concerning.

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

So help me God, they better cast Chad Michaels.

I wish one-third of my twitter followers were real. I think all but five or six of them are bots.

Bruno Mars released track after track from his new album as a way to promote it. Sounds like Katy is doing the same.

So you are seriously contending that she would otherwise have never released this as a single? Give me a break.

Yeah... it’s good, which makes me mad because I don’t like Katy but her brand of pop *always* gets me and I HATE IT! Lol. But I have a complicated and deep love for Nicki and will listen to anything she’s on, and I also dislike Taylor Swift, so I’ve succumbed to the pull of this song.

This is on the same album as those other two. So, she recorded it long before the sales of the other two were known.