Hmm, I have no problem with talking about a fake dick. I think fake dicks are very funny and worth talking about, actually! My problem is when in doing so, you characterize attempted rape as “seduction.”
BlamBlam
blamblam
Having lived through the seventies, this thing gives me the creeps because it talks like every adult male who went through e.s.t. seminars, smoked weed, had a hot tub, and wanted to have inappropriate conversations with me at my parents’ parties as a tween/young teen.
I’m torn. On one hand I like the message, calm, collected, nice sentiment. On the other hand I am screaming , “OMG KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE!!”
“Sentient Breadstick” was my old stripper name.
I thought it was really relaxing? Am I weird for that? My heart swelled when they cut to the sunset, thought that was neat.
Scenario One made me cackle like a loon.
I can’t believe you didn’t just say ‘more Colin Hanks less Chet Haze’ or whatever his alt name is.
Yeah, anyone who didn’t commit voter fraud when they were too young to vote can go to hell.
It was childhood, though, right? I mean, I was ten!
I think you need to chill a little bit.
This is in childhood though. I didn’t vote and I didn’t care about voting when I was 5 years old.
I really love Pocahontas, and would rank it higher if it weren’t sullied by Mel Shitgibbon’s voice work.
She’s also spoken about how she used to say she wasn’t a feminist because she didn’t understand what a feminist was, now she does and is proud to be a feminist. She owns her mistakes and tries to better herself. That’s awesome, the world would certainly be a better place if more people were like that!
Those praying the gay away camps never made any sense to me for a bevy of reasons, if a parent is afraid their child will be gay, why would you send them to a camp with other hot gay kids? Doesn’t make any sense.
BURN ALL THOSE FUCKING FLOWER CROWNS
That’s pretty funny.
FOR GOD’S SAKE! THE MAN WAS DOING GRAPEVINE/TOE TAP/HEEL STEP/ETC. MOVES FOR DAMN NEAR 40 YEARS — MAYBE HE JUST WANTS TO SIT ON HIS ASS AND BINGE WATCH SOME TV!
The inevitable plot twist, of course, is that Simmons is Teresa Reveles, and has been for years.
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