Former Chicagoan confirming: Chicago is haunted AF.

I’ve accomplished nothing at work today other than getting too scared to go use the bathroom by myself.

O_O

Ha! I love that your mom responded that way. I had a similar experience.

Cara and Annie Clark (St. Vincent) are over and NOW Annie has been seen with Kristen Stewart! dun dun dunnnn

Nailed it. I wrote a piece recently for a semi-popular website that edited in slang and hashtags. I was mortified and praying that no one I went to journalism school with ever sees it.

That first email reads like...

Not weird. I’d be down to see his business socks any day.

...Now if only the stupid vouchers page would work so I could actually redeem them.

Uhhh... Flight of the Conchords, Heart, DOLLY PARTON? I will have no part of this diss.

O/T, but OMG YAY VENUS ZINE!! <3

Hell yes. This is the WORST. I just saw the Cure last week from the back of the lawn and people were STILL recording everything. You’re never going to rewatch that shitty video. Just enjoy it in real life.

Yeah, I see what you’re getting at, Jezebel, but I’m feelin’ hella old over here.

I’m seeing Beyonce tonight and now I don’t know if I’m scared I’ll end up on Jezebel or if I should be making it my goal...

Saaaaame! Came here to say #TeamBridget, who passively floated through that show knowing she’d never speak to these dinguses again.

*ahem* ::side eyes Broadly.::

YESSSSS to any Oneders related news.

“Panties on my bed - where’d they come from?”

Jon Lovitz is all...

Read all of the posts in Will Ferrell’s loveahhhs voice.