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I thought it was throat surgery? Also, she would find this hella funny, it's her kinda style!

ugh i almost got mad at you until i saw what you did there. xoxo

HA HA HA HA HA! *cough* *breathes in* I'm sorry I'm sorry..... HAAAAA HA HA HA HA

Hee. I definitely think she would have liked that joke. Much like Billy Eichner's "Snap out of it, bitch!"

She'd get a kick out of that one!

Joan was a disher who wasn't afraid to take it. She's laughing.

I laughed and I think she would have too.

She would've laughed at that. Goddammit, Ms. Rivers, you will be deeply, deeply missed!

I think Joan would approve!

Some people might knock you for this, but I imagine she would love a crass joke at her expense. Well played.

Nah, I'm just going to keep making fun of him. He's an awful human and he's being shamed in one of the most embarrassing ways I can think of. Being able to look at the paragraph that he's trying to say makes him sound even dumber.

True, but he did have a lot of trouble with "I'm Floyd Mayweather"

Why? Are you a 17 year old high school girl visiting Columbia University with her parents who he found on Twitter?

I can't believe I looked at that. Dear God in Heaven, that is creepy.

WHAAAT? Where the hell did you see that? We had an old textile mill here in town that has been 'reborn' into college student apartments. You know some creepy shit happened in that place. I wouldn't live there for anything.

Mr. Inq is still pissed at me for having him watch that. He gets so paranoid now, especially on planes. Last time we flew together, he was like "wipe down ALL THE THINGS! And don't touch your face! DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE!"

I do have a baby and I know I'm about to get some shit for this but: what is up with pregnancy photo shoots/maternity stores showing photos of the bare belly? Look, I would NEVER want to see a picture of someone with their belly showing; I don't care how it looks. Why am I expected to coo once there's a baby in

That diaper change was total bullshit. She deserved to get kicked out. Another one that gets me is when people change diapers at their seats on the airplane. NO. There's enough fucking bacteria crawling around on seats and tray tables in the first place (thanks, Contagion). Suck it up and go use the tiny bathroom.