I'm sure Sir Mix-A-Lot doesn't mind talking about asses.

I do not care for that site...and I didn't realize anyone did.

Yes. Every...damn...time...I have a weird thing about this.

Alright, boss. I want to know what she felt like when she was in bed intercoursing Marilyn Manson then. It has to be worse than meat. Probably vegetables.

Ebola wouldn't have been my first choice to fight the Wedding Industrial Complex, but it certainly seems effective.

SON OF A BITCH. The jagoff from 7th Heaven...I could deal with that...but now BLACK FLAG? I can't live in this world anymore.

Finally Chris Brown says something I totally agree with...that he should shut the fuck up.

Two things that are completely tired: Anne Fucking Hathaway and DVF's wrap dresses.

I am in the exact same boat. Initially I thought maybe I was being overly reactionary because it felt kind of like a personal attack. But at this point I've heard from enough other women via the comments, and a few actually found me on Twitter, to realize that it is definitely not us. And the whole counterpoint about…

Honestly though, is that something that just "cool girls" do? I've been with my boyfriend for 13 years and we're both combative as shit. But for the first few years of our relationship there were next to no arguments...eventually we settled in and became more of our true ugly selves with each passing year. I think if…

The comments have definitely made it clear how off-putting both the tone and the content of this piece is for a lot of people. I comment on Jez a few times a week, but this is the only time I've ever heard from anyone off the site about something I've commented on here. Three different women found me on Twitter to…

hahahha. That was solid, girl.

Headline from the future: MIRACLE VAGINA SHRINKING CREAM CAUSES CANCER

Hopefully those implants have settled in since then.

Mac n cheese on a stick!!!!!! There is a god.

Poor guy. Who's gonna pay for his lady's baby wipes if he can't find work?

Anyone planning to buy that fucking peacock should just do us all a favor and kill themselves instead.

I said a similar thing in a reply thread. The author said the piece is supposed to be more about men and why they want this sort of thing, but to me it just didn't read like that at all. I've reread it several times to see if there was something that I missed, but it doesn't convey anything different to me today as it…

I've already spent more time bogged down in nonsense than I should've today and I hate myself for it. If this "cool girl" dissection is important to you, well then I apologize for anything I've said that you find offensive and/or stupid. Feel free to say terribly condescending things to me if it'll make you feel…

Well, I think it's clear I took this a little personally. I think what was discussed and described seemed to have a very negative tone. So when it sounds...kinda like me...it's hard not to feel judged. But at least I understand your point a bit more now. I think they're valued so highly by men because men are...men.…