The first photo would be spot on for me if, instead of being broken, she was clumsily trying to light the filter and muttering to herself under her breath about how complicated shit is.

"No Fat Chicks," always says this dude.

but whales are bigger than hippos in real life.

Lol. That's a different definition. THOSE whales would be welcome. Lady whales are not.

Lol. It's all fun and games until Rick Perry's camp totally steals your idea and makes it work.

Side note...I want a baby hippo. How adorable are they!??!

Japan is officially insane.

Look at that fatty. It's criminal...it's just criminal.

Lol. That is perfect. Wait...do you work for them?!

That was perfect. Wait...do you work for them?!

Do they have any company policy defining the difference between a whale and a hippo? I bet they do...

You had me at "I don't like Rick Perry."

That was solid.

I've only been there for business and I would not ever go back for pleasure. :)

A lot of those open carry jagoffs are. They might not think so, but carrying an automatic assault rifle to a Target definitely qualifies you as a noted dummy. Rick Perry...also a noted dummy. The rest of them though...you're right...they're mostly noteworthless dummies.

I am so sick of bullshit hoax videos. This bitch doesn't even deserve all the awesome drugs she'll have for the next week...they should be revoked for being a willing participant in this kind of skullduggery.

As has half the population of the Lonestar State.

Lol. "Noted Dummy." That's quite a distinction. Way to be, girl!

Virgins are not my new obsession. Since when does MTV determine what's big pop culture? Did I wake up in 1985 today?