The nerve of Doug Barry body shaming that beaver. What is this world coming to?

I just ordered the Survival Wisdom book for my dad. He's going to love this shit.

A bold stance. Not that I necessarily agree...but I admire someone willing to deal with the semi-national shit storm that comes with telling people to STFU about a plane crash that killed an entire football team and was forever immortalized in a major motion picture featuring a surprisingly not ridiculous Matthew…

Well see...that's fine. Pants. Dresses. Skorts. Even snuggish fitting jumpsuits. Whatever. Anything that leaves even a modicum of mystery is fine by me. I have a motto in life that always serves me well: Never wear or buy anything that Lindsay Lohan sells/promotes.

How hard is it to put some damn pants on. Most of us do it every day...why are teenagers bad at everything?

James Cameron? I guess Titanic was nostalgic...

I think it's a reference to the role she played in School of Rock, rather than an "obvious" Judd Apatow reference.

I wonder if Ricki Noel has to wear a Myra Kraft patch.

Serenity now...insanity later...

Am I the only one that thought IKEA was turning East German prisoners into couches....rather than having East German prisoners make couches for them. It really put things in perspective for me.

Look! I'm @Blamberr!! I'm just really enthused to get a mention here...

Wow. The gum smacking really adds a nice dimension to their horrifyingly "justified" racism. Why are teenagers such fucking dicks?

I haven't seen this many sad bros convened on the street since a garbage can fire in the bathroom forced the Pittsburgh Banana Joe's to close at 11:30 PM on a Friday in 1999...at least then Have a Nice Day Cafe was right down the street though and no children were raped.