The various previews have solidified the fact that the footage up to this point has really left me cold as a lifelong FF fan. I’m not terribly bummed (FF7 Remake is one of my favorite games of all time, so more of that soon really helps the FOMO), but it is strange to be on the outside of the hype cycle looking in for…

Argh, because I own one of the games already, it won’t let me purchase the bundle and instead I have to buy them individually, doubling the price compared to if it just let me get the one redundant game. Wow, such discount, so UX.

Can’t have corporations making false and misleading statements in Texas. That’s the GOP’s job!

They did not, they’re blacklisted by Nintendo for reporting on things like Switch Emulation, leaks, etc.

Honestly, good for Kotaku. Access journalism sucks.

Guilty of both lol.

“Elon Musk appearing on your show” is this generation’s “jumping the shark.” I put up with Rick and Morty’s bad fanbase for a while to enjoy the occasional good parts until that Musk episode, and then it made me think, “Why am I doing this to myself for people who thought this was a good idea?”

“The Musk Who Fell To Earth” that is all

That’s quite a conclusion to jump to from your sample size of one

Thank goodness we’ve finally got an objective source! You should share this documentation with Musk and Taibbi! BTW did your uncle's roommate work for Nintendo at the time, and did you have a girlfriend in Canada?

What a dipshit lmao

It sounds about exactly what I expected between Nintendo’s “find the safest, least risky move possible and somehow go even more safe than that” approach to Mario and choosing to work with Illumination of all studios.

Eh, you haven't watched enough anime then. I would call One Piece's character design as Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man style.

■ MAH’ BRODAS!!

I hope Kinja didnt make this the size of a monitor...

I think the newfangled slang of today is they need to “touch grass”. Because they absolutely do need their devices taken away and spend a lot of time outside in the real world

AI: “Just remake Thriller Bark.”

I got Metroid Prime. The remaster looks GREAT! And it plays super fast!

Deceptive pull quotes and marketing is absolutely an art in any medium.

Aw jeez.

It’s an easier game for sure, and because it’s open world you can farm and practice to your hearts content. And unlike the other games, almost all bosses have a save point outside their location. It’s definitely a much better time for new comers. If you have a friend to play with the Co-op mod is also essential.