PC release when?

All I want is a 200 page instruction manual hand-written by Elminster and Volo.

So it’s basically a Wii U controller but for PS5?

The phone screen is tiny though.

Alternatively just use Cheat Engine. It’s sitting right there, tempting you with its come hither stare.

Considering Nintendo’s record of quality control this is so disappointing.

If one of my friends or family members was convicted of rape, they’d be dead to me.

Only if they make $16 million a year by supposedly being funny.

Those are all legitimate reasons to hate Jimmy Fallon.

No but I can make an educated guess.

It’s another mediocre Bethesda glitch-fest, people need to get over themselves.

Who still buys games at retailers?

Stop trying to make Pete Davidson happen. It’s not going to happen.

I have an earlier version of the controller, and I will warn you that it is so difficult to hold that action games are nearly unplayable. But it does work well for RPGs and such.

That’s cool. Human interaction should usually come before video games.

I only have a finite amount of sympathy to hand out and there are a few billion people on Earth who are in line before video game developers.

Exactly. I don’t care about the developer’s feelings. If they don’t make a quality game I’m not going to buy it.

I would have been so excited in 1998.

I don’t promise they’d be good but at least they wouldn’t be mooing back at me.

Cooking a hamburger isn’t that hard.