Assault charges for that?! Suck it the fuck up, man. You don’t walk into the bear den and then act surprised when you get clawed.

Let the angry outcry from all the unbeaten children commence lol

Warning: What follows is pure player hating.

Dude. Its AFTER Memorial Day. White Supremacy it totally back in after Memorial Day.

White people have been tripping extra hard this entire year

That’s tight.

Yeah, I follow a number of women on IG who have what I consider beautiful bodies because it motivates me at the gym. A lot of them post provocative pics and then the text will be some rambling, grammatically incorrect nonsense that’s a variation on “believe in yourself!” It feels very disingenuous. It’s OK to post…

It really is. I haven’t seen “Mommy Dearest” in years. But I really do HATE wire hangers.

Oh it is?! Girl I thought Nicki Minaj or an Instagram “celebrity”/personality started that. EEK! The only thing I’ve ever heard about Taz’s Angels is that they’re like escorts or something? My bad. Lol.

Like, I guess if she can reach one person with her super positive message, I guess it all works out in the wash. But nothing will make me roll my eyes harder than seeing an instagram post of a half-naked man with his hair blowing in the breeze with an Architectural Digest Malibu backdrop with a caption saying “Today,…

Yes, but that’s very okay. You can hang out with the rest of us “olds” around here. Half the fun of coming to these sites is learning whatever it is people do nowadays and shake our heads wondering where it all went so wrong. ;)

I’m here because I dig conversation, particularly varied conversation. When I see that I have an alert in my profile, I’ll click it to see if anyone is talking. Only time I noticed my “star rating” was when I got over 1K stars for saying something nice about Dave Grohl.

Yes

“In short, celebrate yourself!” to the world on social media for likes and hearts 

Show of hands: Who else just learned from this article what a thirst trap is?

I may be aging myself here,

Not to toot my own horn (ok, maybe a little bit of a toot), but I just wrote an article about why Peter Tosh belongs in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It’s over on Gawrker, give it a read!