WHEN ARE YOU GONNA STOP TELLING THAT STORY, DAD!!!!!

the Knicks should sign Lin

but on the night you were conceived, the banjo solo in his favorite love song by the Oakridge Boys made him prematurely ejaculate and he grunted the n-word as he kissed the reddest part of your mom’s neck.

That’s all Libertarianism is:

Lol

I think she can look and maybe learn a little bit about the disaster that is Somalia.

Yup.

I guess this is weird, but.......this is what I personally know:

All I can say is VANITY.

Tru

Bruh.....thats NEVER wrong.

Jon Gruden looks like Donald Trump’s missing love child

Can’t trust black men with super-deep v-necks.

Rami Malek Bohemian Rhapsody eye’d lookin head-ass

Bette Midler on bath salts lookin head-ass

Kellyanne Conway grandma lookin head-ass