[Elsewhere in town, a young woman in a red jacket and a middle-aged man in a cuddly paisley sweater are at a bar, drinking. The woman is underage, but the bartender clearly doesn't care.]

[Some days later, DARIA is walking cautiously through a crowded street in FUTURISTIC LOS ANGELES, a part of the Internet's collective unconscious inhabited by people who buy glowing umbrella sticks and other such BLADE RUNNER merchandise from ThinkGeek. The residents of FUTURE L.A. are so enamored by corporate Geek…

[ANTHONY DEMARTINO runs down the street, screaming, his hands covering his face]

JANE: What the Hell happened to you?