I feel like this has been happening more, but still leans towards the man. I always shot for the middle when I was bartending/serving

Wow... just wow.

My neighbor up the hill has a straight pipe on his mid to late 90s Honda Civic (EX I think) and it’s a super narrow pipe. I think he just stuck an aluminum mop handle on the damn thing. It is obnoxious when he drives from the stop sign in front of my house and he’s not even pushing it. I’m not totally sure what he’s…

The subscription is what gets me. Ok and the initial price of the bike. Everything here is just stupid.

My wife swears by her heated seats when she has cramps.

I was thinking about upgrading my factory sound system to include Android Auto, but since I upgraded from a cassette deck in my last car to bluetooth capability, I’m OK for now.

+1 for heated side mirrors.

I think I would almost prefer a heated steering wheel over heated seats, but I’d have to try it first. 

That’s double vision.

You son of a bitch

This definitely happened to my buddy’s Outback last xmas eve. 

This is what I was thinking. I’ve never driven one, but if it has a good chassis then it should still be pretty fun at those numbers. *insert snarky manual transmission comment*

What about Bloodies Mary? Like Surgeons General? 

Awe

“Mare-ee” a quick Google search shows that either way is accepted, but that’s bullshit. I need an answer.

White guy here. I can barely get a tan on my face, let alone my b-hole.

and bloody marys (or is it maries?)

Why not both? *checks bank account and past pay stubs* Oh yeah.

I also own a Tornado red MK7 and agree. I’m glad I was able to refinish mine in black so they don’t look so bad.