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Has the fact that Nick Offerman also appeared on this show been discussed?

As a GTI owner for about 5 months, don’t tell me shit like that lol.

What about a regular Golf? Should be able to find a 2015 or so in that price range and you’re looking close to 40 highway.

I started drinking PBR because I knew if I brought a 30 pack to a party no one else would start drinking it until I was already good and drunk.

Nothing, one of them had some road rash so the dealership took care of it. He mentioned the cost and I think it was somewhere around $75/wheel. For reference:

Same, except instead of a Viper, I’d buy a house.

Can you fold future bail money into the loan agreement? 

Depends on the wheel. I had the stock wheels on my MK7 GTI refinished in black and they look way better than the original 2 tone. I do agree that these look better in silver though.

I will never not star something from Arrested Development.

Could it have been said in a moment of frustration about the movie taking too long get green lit? Maybe he sarcastically said “PUT JULIA FUCKING ROBERTS IN THERE?!” because he felt like he was getting push back for wanting to make a movie about a black hero? 

Farkus is way too high on this list. That guy sucked

I feel like the Senna doc did a good job there, but I would still watch a Prost/Senna feature film. Probably multiple times.

Accurate

I haven’t been a huge fan of modern Bugatti, but Goddamn

Thanks, I just got fired for having a very loud orgasm at my desk.

I was thinking the same thing about the Pontiac Sunfire above.

Yeah I like it beyond the whole Mustang kerfuffle. I’d like to see an honest-to-god EV Mustang coupe though.

And ugly.

A GTI or R minivan would be interesting at the very least.

My wife’s car has blindspot detection and it’s annoying. If I’m being passed and flip on the signal to show my intentions of merging after I am passed, it beeps at me. So the question is, “how many people are going to signal less because they’re annoyed by the blind spot monitoring system?” Queue BMW jokes.