blakeowen
CrappyBuickGuy (I'm not very clever)
blakeowen

I saw one last week for the first time whist on my honeymoon. My wife, who was sick of me pointing at cars and saying “ooo lookit that one” was the one that actually pointed it out first. I thought it looked fantastic. Like a prettier Lotus Elise.

I was in FL last week and yes, their subs are very good. I would not say the best on the planet, but I’m not a fighter.

This is spot on. I, for one, would love to see an EV Mustang. As in an inexpensive electric sports car, not this bull shit.

Do you have Fareway up there? That’s where we get our meat, besides deli. 

I’m in Iowa and Hyvee is everywhere. Decent liquor department and deli meat, but they’re pricey. I won’t buy steak from them because the last couple I’ve gotten were terrible.

Keep to cars

Keep to cars

The ominous tone of this headline had me sweating at first.

I haven’t but do live in Iowa so that makes sense. What a logistical nightmare though. 

When I was young busboy I accidentally splashed some water on a customer. Not spilled, but splashed and quickly apologized. The customer started getting pissed off and the owner came through for me with flying colors. He quickly put the got the customer to back off then calmed down. I’m not sure if he comped anything

I never understood why they don’t put the Canadian GP with Mexico and US. It would make so much more sense to have a North American swing then to South America.

What if you’re a guy who drinks Scotch AND carriers a purse?

I have definitely ordered martinis in rocks glasses because I will spill most of them.

And the margins are WAY higher

What’s feminine about triangles you ask?

Is it cool to comment on your COTD article? Or is it like wearing your own band t-shirt?

This is why you see useless, jacked-up pickup trucks everywhere.

Has anyone seen the wine commercial, I think it’s Federal Reserve or some shit, that markets it as a “manly” wine? It’s ok fellas we ALL have different sized penises (or is it peni?)

It’s snowy here in IA so I have my backup sandals in the office so I don’t have to wear my boots here at work. I do love my workenstocks.