What’s terrifying is how much those first couple sentences sound like the current POTUS

Aren’t they already using electric motors to help with the low-end?

The best description of Subway I’ve heard is that it is a “cesspool of mediocrity.”

Now to Fernando Alonso with sports..

I’m getting married Saturday and my fiancee decided on “dressy casual.” It was fun describing that to friends at my bachelor party. I will be wearing a suit.

Is anyone else aroused by the big words in this comment?

Until Boomers started blaming everything on us, then they came up with “Millennial”. It’s a lot easier to say with a snarky tone. 

Ka-shing? More like Ka-CHING!

Or vodka bar..

Because everything involved in the wedding industry is a fucking racket. Do you know what people are charging to use working barns for an evening? THOUSANDS

Getting married next weekend, and the amount of money you can save with a weekday wedding is amazing. Between the venue and the shortened guest list for people that can’t make it. I wish I could have talked my fiancee into it.

That’s what I was thinking.

I’m lucky and don’t usually need to deal with traffic in my city. If I go to a large city where there’s more congestion I’m usually driving a company car and appreciate having the automatic for that time. But I’ve never really driven a manual car in gridlock so maybe it’s not as bad as I imagine.

Pretty fun in automatic form. I’m sure I would like it even more as manual.

The first week will suck, then he’ll never want to go back.

Best burger I ever had was at Bailey’s Range in St Louis and they made their own pickles and you are correct there as well. I didn’t try them fried though.

I also feel like spears take too long to cool to an edible point. By the time they’re not scolding hot my entree has already arrived and gotten cold.

This is correct, but seems much less common.

Looks like my wife after she has to repeat her self for the 3rd time.

My cousin got me a smaller meat slicer for a wedding present. I haven’t set it up yet, but I’m very excited. Now excuse me while I go check our registry to see if anyone bought us the sous vide yet.