I watched it and can confirm. 

I didn’t go to UI, but live not far from there. When I was that age you only had to be 19 to go into bars in Iowa City. It was usually easy to mimic the 21+ stamps, or most bartenders didn’t give a shit. Those were some good times, it think, it’s all a bit fuzzy. ALSO, how do you not include this guy’s mugshot in the…

They’re called friends of the road.

My buddy was a security guard for the community college in our city for a couple years. Whenever he was called to bust a party his usual line was “just keep the volume down and let me hit that blunt/bong/joint/appe/etc.”

He should cool it with the stoner stuff. That always makes my stoned-ass paranoid.

1st job at Papa Murphy’s and we would trade with the Subway next door all the time. $10 pizza for like $40 worth of subs.  Of course we’d all find ways to mess orders up as really lame pranks on each other.

I’ve been kicking around the idea of trying to get a part time job at a similar store this winter.

I got to witness an awkward moment of tension at my in-laws this weekend over warming a store-bought pie in the microwave instead of the oven.

My fiancee is the opposite. When she would come see me as I was bartending and order wings I would withhold napkins just to see how messy she would(n’t) get. Never got sauce past the 1st knuckle. I can’t believe she’s marrying me.

Delicious delicious war crime.

Not me, but a guy I occasionally play golf with works at a local muni. Sometimes he finds weed in the carts and shares it when we play so that’s pretty cool.

Or perhaps upper midwest? My Minnesota-born fiancee ALSO falls into this boos+loves cheese category. 

But still.. Altima

That first sentence is soooo sad on a couple levels.

I live in the largest pork producing state in the US and that almost made me puke a little. Though I’ve met people from the east cost that never ate a pork chop before coming here because it’s so expensive.

Iowa guy here (I hate Steve King as much as you all do, don’t worry) Casey’s pizza is mediocre at best, but people around here LOVE that shit. Casey’s as a company is sucks on the whole. When I tried going to college there was only a Casey’s within walking/stumbling distance of the college designated apartments. One…

I fucking hate how accurate you are.

“Oh, and deviled eggs, too. Dude bought a whole tray of them and is eating them like goddamn M&Ms. I shit you not.”