blakeowen
CrappyBuickGuy (I'm not very clever)
blakeowen

Yes, then we can hear “Ghetto Superstar” over and over once again.

Must not drive. Given my observations people that vape like to roll around with so much cloud in their cabin that visibility is at or near zero.

Agreed, bring on high-def, super-slow motion!

White wall? Did somebody say white walls?

I was going to say, this seems tough in Times Square.

As long as I can still lock all the windows, making everyone in the car smell my fart.

If you live an Iowa and watch Hulu he has name recognition due to the constant political ads. Also, he wears a really stupid belt. (Notice the leather watch strap doesn’t match the leather of the belt. tisk tisk)

Me too, I almost made an offer on my parents’ neighbor’s, but had no where to keep 2 vehicles.

I learned to drive stick on a 1990 ‘Yota pickup. Amazing little truck. Unfortunately YouTube wasn’t really a thing when the timing belt went out and the lowest quote for fixing it was still a solid $500 more than it was worth. I miss you Buddy!

So ugly though

Counterpoint:

My fiancee got 0% on 72 months on her Mazda3. That was last year of course.

Chewy t’baccy

In my job I am completely over working with you immediately after you call me boss. Drives me fucking nuts, to the point my co-workers tease me about it. Guys will use it when trying to negotiate with me and I go Canadian South Park like “I’m not your fucking boss pal”

But then they’ll tack on an extra $1500-$5000 depending on which brand is bold enough.

I was just waiting for the GT40 to come up.

I was playing golf at a course near an airport the day before a presidential visit. We got to see one of the cargo planes bringing the motorcade in and it was badass. No identifiable markings and black. It did 3 loops before the final descent, and on the last it looked like you could hit it with a golf ball. Everyone

I don’t know, maybe they actually plan on drinking beer while trying to break arbitrary speed records. What’s the worst that could happen?

+1 handle bar mustache. 

I feel like when Miata isn’t the answer (I know I know) GTI/Golf R usually is.