I love my adopted mutt. I’m more bothered by the breeds that are continually bred to be miserable. English Bulldogs, Pugs, etc.. that are guaranteed to have problems breathing and massive joint issues.  

He’s really trying to smoke the soul out of the cig.

I’m just happy they kept couch co-op. My fiancee and I love playing video games together, but with the push to online multiplayer we end up replaying the previous BL games over and over again.

THAT’S MY MOTHER YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT!

Gonna throw my hat in here.

I wonder if he’ll remember this night/20 years now lost.

How DARE you make me look at Jim Belushi 

If you love something let it go..

I get the feeling he was talking more about badging than corporate umbrellas. The R is correct.

If you’re running a tab an empty glass is a good signal as well. As with cash, don’t wave it around like an asshole.

Why would anyone buy an automatic (for the people) sports car?

Thank you!

You see a lot of this in Kotaku’s stories.

I kinda dig the stripes on the side. Not so much the scorpion on the hood. But to quote the great Doug Judy, “A scorpions gonna scorp.”

I would imagine most people that have them utilize some sort of bag. Purse, satchel, etc.. 

I think people would still be losing their heads.

I get that it gets relayed back to vaginas, but, in my experience, it tends to be females who are the most put-off by the word. Any reason why? Also, what is the proper plural form of vagina?

I need to read about baseball before I get up from my desk..

Am I the only one that thinks this needs to be a couple shades darker?

Put a substantial down-payment on a house.