I’m thinking once they’re married and settled for some time he can tell her to fuck off. My soon to be MIL is the opposite. Only lives 2.5 hours away and still flakes out on planned dinners and such. It might not be as bad as this poor woman’s mother, but still a bummer.

You forgot to mention New Glarus Brewing products

So we don’t get the adorable Honda EV, our first from VW will be a stupid crossover. Maybe Mazda will come through with something based off the Mazda3 hatch?

I always assumed these two guys were just banging each other.

You don’t even need to live in my state to know who the worst politician is. Here’s a couple hints: he’s pretty openly racist and seems to think babies born of incest and/or rape are good. If you get it on the first try you’ll win a star.

Good job. This is always something to keep in mind, especially if it’s outside of the hours normal people tend to be drunk. It’s not always drunk driving, but could be someone having a medical issue beyond their control.

You get a star because I love this show.

I always assume they were drunk when they bought the Nissan so....

I get the feeling this has a lot to do with these people’s own self-esteem issues. The kind of people (let’s be honest, probably dudes) that delude themselves into thinking their struggles in love have nothing to do with their short coming, but it’s that these women are *insert sexist adjective/pronoun*

Of course

Am I the only one who thinks the “Echo” games were a lot more fun than they had any right to be?

And buy some better looking wheels!

I read it less as what people think about them and more that they just want to stand out. 

I wish they would do a Sportwagen GTI. They probably do in Europe purely out of spite.

Now you know how we Cowboy fans feel. Constantly dirty.

The sports bar thing adds another layer. My fiancee doesn’t like beer so would occasionally have a glass of wine at a sportsbar. The one we used to frequent before it closed would buy the 4-pack of individual bottles because they’d never sell a whole bottle before it went bad. They charged $6 a glass when the entire…

I’ll give you a star for the Snickers Comment, but I’ll take it back for your Reese’s take. Unless you mean “dark and evil” in a cool Metal way

Mom?!