Counterpoint:

My fiancee got 0% on 72 months on her Mazda3. That was last year of course.

Chewy t’baccy

In my job I am completely over working with you immediately after you call me boss. Drives me fucking nuts, to the point my co-workers tease me about it. Guys will use it when trying to negotiate with me and I go Canadian South Park like “I’m not your fucking boss pal”

But then they’ll tack on an extra $1500-$5000 depending on which brand is bold enough.

I was just waiting for the GT40 to come up.

I was playing golf at a course near an airport the day before a presidential visit. We got to see one of the cargo planes bringing the motorcade in and it was badass. No identifiable markings and black. It did 3 loops before the final descent, and on the last it looked like you could hit it with a golf ball. Everyone…

I don’t know, maybe they actually plan on drinking beer while trying to break arbitrary speed records. What’s the worst that could happen?

+1 handle bar mustache. 

I feel like when Miata isn’t the answer (I know I know) GTI/Golf R usually is.

I love my adopted mutt. I’m more bothered by the breeds that are continually bred to be miserable. English Bulldogs, Pugs, etc.. that are guaranteed to have problems breathing and massive joint issues.  

He’s really trying to smoke the soul out of the cig.

I’m just happy they kept couch co-op. My fiancee and I love playing video games together, but with the push to online multiplayer we end up replaying the previous BL games over and over again.

THAT’S MY MOTHER YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT!

Gonna throw my hat in here.

I wonder if he’ll remember this night/20 years now lost.

How DARE you make me look at Jim Belushi 

If you love something let it go..

I get the feeling he was talking more about badging than corporate umbrellas. The R is correct.

If you’re running a tab an empty glass is a good signal as well. As with cash, don’t wave it around like an asshole.