Why would anyone buy an automatic (for the people) sports car?

Thank you!

You see a lot of this in Kotaku’s stories.

I kinda dig the stripes on the side. Not so much the scorpion on the hood. But to quote the great Doug Judy, “A scorpions gonna scorp.”

I would imagine most people that have them utilize some sort of bag. Purse, satchel, etc.. 

I think people would still be losing their heads.

I get that it gets relayed back to vaginas, but, in my experience, it tends to be females who are the most put-off by the word. Any reason why? Also, what is the proper plural form of vagina?

I need to read about baseball before I get up from my desk..

Am I the only one that thinks this needs to be a couple shades darker?

Put a substantial down-payment on a house.

I’m thinking once they’re married and settled for some time he can tell her to fuck off. My soon to be MIL is the opposite. Only lives 2.5 hours away and still flakes out on planned dinners and such. It might not be as bad as this poor woman’s mother, but still a bummer.

You forgot to mention New Glarus Brewing products

So we don’t get the adorable Honda EV, our first from VW will be a stupid crossover. Maybe Mazda will come through with something based off the Mazda3 hatch?

I always assumed these two guys were just banging each other.

You don’t even need to live in my state to know who the worst politician is. Here’s a couple hints: he’s pretty openly racist and seems to think babies born of incest and/or rape are good. If you get it on the first try you’ll win a star.

Good job. This is always something to keep in mind, especially if it’s outside of the hours normal people tend to be drunk. It’s not always drunk driving, but could be someone having a medical issue beyond their control.

You get a star because I love this show.

I always assume they were drunk when they bought the Nissan so....

I get the feeling this has a lot to do with these people’s own self-esteem issues. The kind of people (let’s be honest, probably dudes) that delude themselves into thinking their struggles in love have nothing to do with their short coming, but it’s that these women are *insert sexist adjective/pronoun*