blakeowen
CrappyBuickGuy (I'm not very clever)
blakeowen

Of course

Am I the only one who thinks the “Echo” games were a lot more fun than they had any right to be?

And buy some better looking wheels!

I read it less as what people think about them and more that they just want to stand out. 

I wish they would do a Sportwagen GTI. They probably do in Europe purely out of spite.

Now you know how we Cowboy fans feel. Constantly dirty.

The sports bar thing adds another layer. My fiancee doesn’t like beer so would occasionally have a glass of wine at a sportsbar. The one we used to frequent before it closed would buy the 4-pack of individual bottles because they’d never sell a whole bottle before it went bad. They charged $6 a glass when the entire

I’ll give you a star for the Snickers Comment, but I’ll take it back for your Reese’s take. Unless you mean “dark and evil” in a cool Metal way

Mom?!

Question. I’m a freight broker and have helped move some automobiles, but only a couple. What are the rates, per mile, on an average car move?

Same here, then the parents get mad because their 4-year old asks “Where the FUCK is my juice?”

I once ordered a burger at said chain.. never again.

I’m not a big fan of the accent, but it’s better than a lot of other EV wheels I’ve seen. Just use normal wheels.

Is that an alternator tattoo?? Amazing.

“My regular passengers drive lifted Shelby and Roush-tuned Ford pickups.”

This is why I don’t like him.

I see it, but I don’t think it looks that bad.

My fiancee just went of birth control. We’ve looked into various methods of BC, but have gone back to condoms for the time being (our wedding is in Nov. and she needs to be drunk to marry me obviously). Although it’s kinda fun to back and try all the different enhancements in some condoms, I would be 100% on board