blakeowen
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blakeowen

Can’t tell if I love or hate the fact that someone named their Tesla “Carmen Electra”.. I’m leaning towards hate.

That seems strange, where do you live? 

What in the ever living hell is Butts Up?

I was once pulled from a tee ball game because I was doing the “I really have to pee” dance out at 2nd. 

I saw a very clean looking Carolla GTS today in the office parking lot. I’m not sure what year or anything, but it looked nice.

Does anyone know why Canada is on the first half of the season while US and Mexico are second half? Wouldn’t it ease the travel burden quite a lot if all 3 North American consecutively? 

I’m shocked and appalled by the lack of Uncle Rico memes this time around. 

I feel the same about the 3. I’d love to test driver the manual transmission though.

Question on #2: how aggressive do the sex-drugs make him?

I happened across an old Merc diesel the other day. It smelled like a fast food joint.

I’d be happy if they’d take ANY artistic risk instead of constantly remaking old movies and calling them live action (they’re still animated). Think “Wall-E” or “Up”

Sounds like he got into Irsay’s cache of pills.

Sure that’s great for your clutch. But for reals, is this recall something I have to worry about on my manual VW?

I can’t speak for the Miata, but I really like the infotainment (god I hate that word) system in my betrothed’s 3. I assume it’s the same with the control wheel as well as touch.

Second

“fans in that they’ll interpret any current flash of success as a divine sign that their return to glory is both inevitable and swiftly forthcoming”

Super uncomfortable. My fiancee loved the idea of a Mazda3 on stilts, but the CX-3 wasn’t quite executed as well.

Can’t tell if I dig the interior or not...

I liken it to child birth vs getting kicked in the nuggets. We can only shoot for the closest approximation. Unless...