I’m an intellectual so.....

I agree on all accounts. I don’t think Mercedes should hold back in the name excitement. It’s on the other teams to make a true challenge. Who knows, maybe Ferrari will come around.

I would say Tiger Woods at his peak made golf way more fun and interesting, and I’m saying this as a golf fan before his dominance. But, I do find Merc’s dominance this season to be a bit of a bore. 

[insert car company] is reviving [insert retired model] as boring crossover/SUV

My fiancee and I watch it every Super Bowl Sunday. Usually a few times throughout the year as well.

John Cena without a hat weirds me out. I asked my fiancee if he’s always had hair the other day when we saw him in a vodka commercial.

I looked at a CPO Jetta Wagon, but went with a GTI instead because fun.

Play golf last week, and the bathroom in the clubhouse had a bunch of comic strips (no Garfield i could see). My buddy and I just wish we could be one of these members’ homes, sitting around the breakfast table, and seeing him be like, “Holy shit this is a good one! This needs to go on the Prairie Creek bathroom wall…

I forgot to mention this as well. Obey traffic devices and signs. Always remember you will lose any fight with a car.

Fixie riders are a whole nother species. They’re like the cycling version of people that over camber their cars. 

I commuted by bicycle for a number of years. Granted I’m not in a large city, but still a city. My tips would be ALWAYS have your lights on, set them to flash during the day. Try to stick to dedicated bike routes or side streets, and wear a god damn helmet. I’m amazed how the childhood idea of “helmets look dumb” has…

I’m still mad at my mother for buying a new Chevy last year. Only because those commercials are so fucking awful.

4th gear: YESS, I drive everywhere with my fiancee. Short trips, longer jaunts, and road trips. This has nothing to do with her ability to drive, I just get bored as HELL in a car when I’m not driving. 

How do these look so much better than the current generation of Civics?

I wish we could do this to the Harley guys around my neighborhood.

My friend’s family owns a shop, so when we were in highschool we would help clean up at night and we could use the lifts and tools when we were done. We only really had enough knowledge to change the oil and filters, but I still miss those days.

I saw one for the first time this weekend. It looked fine. I wouldn’t want it on my Challenger, if I had one, but it’s fine.

I just read this headline and it made me nauseous. 

I would add that when there are 3 available lanes, the far right lane is NOT for passing. It’s for merging. 

I thought the CX-3 was terrible. Cramped, poorly designed interior, not comfortable at all.