Durant heard that Jackson was winning the argument so he’s on his side now.

I’m amused that Alma Sanchez seems to think NPR is a single show.

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

I think we’re really reading too much into this. She’s wearing a white dress. She just didn’t want to get Cheetos dust on her hands.

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

The real Skip Bayless is locked in a cell several hundred feet underground. There, his cruel captors siphon hot takes from his shattered mind 24 hours a day. Bayless huddles in the corner of his cell, naked but for a rough sackcloth and short length of hempen rope that he uses as a belt because it isn’t long enough to…

That’s a word you only learn after being accused of improprieties several times over.

She buys groceries?! I assumed her sustenance came from turning her head 180 degrees and eating the face of her partner during copulation.

I don’t know what an epipen is but I have one that I cherish. My friend gave it to me as he was dying and it seemed really important to him that I have it.

What if everything else in the world is fake, but the gator is real?

I’d guess local news is normally happy to roll over, especially if not doing so might hurt their relationship with important subjects. But apparently his handler didn’t realize that now that he’s resigned as president, Ken Starr is not important, and it’s in Baylor’s interest to shift blame to the people who have…