And now I have an image of a raptor balancing a ball on her nose, while juggling bowling pins, riding a unicycle… across a tightrope o.O

I'll take a lifetime of Godzillas if it means no more After Earths or Transformers: Age of Excinctions! Every movie I saw between those 2 was practically a masterpiece by comparison. Also, I think being a huge fan of something can be a disadvantage in some cases. Hopefully Jurassic World isn't one of these cases cos…

Yeah, you sort of get the impression this has been happening for a few hours… until the guy says the last time he saw him was only like half an hour ago… maybe he was lying? It did basically take the rest of the day and a fair chunk of the night (by my estimation) for a team of experienced trackers to find the body…

"The third dimension is terror!"

Basically ignore everyone else's opinion and reserve judgment until you see it yourself. I find most "A grade" movies tend to be quite bland… I'll be seeing JW tonight, so until then, all critic reviews (both good AND bad) are just a waste of time… (P.S.: I understand the conflict of saying I ignore reviews while…

In popular culture an A- is considered "the Asian F", so a B- is basically grounds for seppuku :P… that being said, it would have to be the biggest pile of steaming droppings (droppings) to disappoint me after some of the trash I've had to sit through over the years…

Can you honestly say that this wouldn't happen in the real world? Lots of greed in corporations, and no publicity is bad publicity… having the original T-Rex on display is a bit much, cos she's actually killed and eaten a person. When this happens in a real world zoo, what happens to the animal usually?

Ah, well yes that makes sense. The recent TV spots are just disjointed flashes of footage which has already been used in the trailers and more extended spots from a few months ago… they're basically just showing old footage cut together in new and confusing ways…
In regards to your reply to the other comment, while it…

Well the mosasaur only eats the pterosaur when it flies over the tank after escaping, so no, they don't specifically feed them to each other (probably because it would be burning money). Much cheaper to feed them endangered sharks!
Also, from memory, pretty sure that there's a ton of people with cameras out during the…

I found San Andreas quite entertaining… in a laugh-out-loud-at-the-stupidity kind of way… still, I just wanted a couple of shots of the earth rippling and I got that, so the rest was just bland gravy… I've learned to find humour in disappointing movies, so either way I should enjoy Jurassic World tonight!

Pennsylvania?

I was speed-reading comments (because I'm at work, obviously) and totally read this as 'hold on to your anuses'… which in turn caused a loud half laugh quickly smothered by a pretend sip of water that I somehow ended up choking on… now they probably just think I'm epileptic or something, but at least they can't tell…

I should point out that the dinosaur scenes (not the dinobot scenes) were the best part of Trans4mers. That being said, if you haven't seen it, please don't watch it! I didn't pay to see it (won tickets to the IMAX Sydney premiere) yet somehow I still felt ripped off… maybe because I knew I'd lost a part of my life…

Without ever stopping to think if you should?

Hells yeah! Show me a guy who doesn’t live for 2-for-1
Dino Fries at Wraptorz…

Oh yeah, what are you gonna do? Start your own dinosaur park in your tree house? And get all your little friends to come? I'd like to see that!

What about a movie where the people go crazy, break into the cages, and eat the dinosaurs?