Maybe let people farm them? Rhinos are protected by all kinds of international treaties and stuff stopping people from raising them profitably.  Cows get no protection at all. (I’m not sure it’s possible to profitably farm rhinos, especially if the species is down to 3 members...)

Ever will may be a bit pessimistic, we may get our act together enough to get off this rock someday. Musk himself seems to be making pretty good progress. It gets more likely the more some days there are though, so it’s all the more reason to not do anything dumb while we are still small and isolated enough to fizzle.

I once lived in an apartment complex where the security guard was pretty clear that he would stand guard and stuff, but if anything went down no way was he fighting people or braving gunfire for $10 an hour. It will take this poor bastard a good while to live this one down though. I say that and then go look it up and…

I would imagine that people with mental health issues would be ones who have talked to a mental health professional. Firearm use may then be restricted to those who are 100% sure that they are very stable, very stable geniuses ideally.

Maybe to spike their velocity? Rockets work better the faster they are moving iirc.

Or a Ubi.

Oh, I want to steal that, that’s fantastic.

4 gold?

A Will Smith album of dwarven Forge songs would crack me up. “Will Smith for Gold” maybe. Dumb, but there can’t be much competitionin that field...

Pretty sure the criminal authorities in NY already sold him rape indulgences, so maybe harassment comes as a package deal?

She should be in a primary rather than the general, where that might be a problem.

Nah, I voted for and still like Obama. I just think he clearly had no idea how to regulate Wall Street, reduce corruption, income inequality or climate change. It’s a pity, this timeline is fail as hell.

Err, off my ass, edit button needed

I don’t have a big problem with either of them. I guess I was thinking of the cases where the tobacco companies were denying it caused cancer. Fuck those lawyers. But people do have a right to smoke if they want to, so I suppose if she was just reviewing leases or something and not lying and misleading people on their…

Do you blame Steve Bannon for doing his job?

Ya, that’s the difference, the ACLU helps evil douchebags because even assholes are people with rights and it’s a slippery slope sometimes. Not the same as helping assholes so they will share their blood money with you. I’m also not saying it’s a capital offense or even that it should be a crime or make someone…

It’s probably better to be a house slave then a field slave, that’s true.

Scrooge Mcduck is a saint compared to big tobacco. Or big law, really.

And they certainly didn’t end up fucking America by sucking off Wall Street instead of regulating it... Oh wait.

That’s not at all the same thing. Lawyers are under no obligation to work for evil douchebags just because they pay well, this wasn’t a court appointed criminal defense.