JEEP

Wait a minute……I already have a CRV and an Odyssey. I don't want both in one car, I was looking for the new Pilot to be beautiful, something fresh that I could look at and be proud of. I hate to say it but I waited to long for this to come out and am truly disappointed. Not very appealing to my eye. Good news is…I bet…

It would be super-cool if Acura made a version of this! They could call it something futuristic, like... MDX!

Will you ever need that 9th gear since you need to be going 90 to use it

There's a valuable lesson here. No matter how dedicated you are to the cause of I Don't Know Shit About Cars, sometimes it doesn't hurt to know just a little. Alternately, you could go full freakout like Jerry Ascione, and make a big deal out of the fact that you didn't know some cars have been getting rid of spare…

Portable humidifiers are an inadequate solution. If your home is dry all winter long, you need a whole house humidifier.

Portable humidifiers are an inadequate solution. If your home is dry all winter long, you need a whole house…

Themselves. At least that's what I've gathered.

CD players were not standard, and you could plug your skip-happy discman into that sucker and crank some tunes...

Had my fingers crossed for the giant sunroof to get demolished. Left disappointed. :(

I've pointed this out to several family members and friends (some even gearheads) and it blew their mind!

Triumph Acclaim

Ironically, those signature lights are the only things I like on the new Cadillacs.

The Focus example always strikes me as the worst offender.

More proof:

Huh. I didn't know any of these had ever seen anything other than a Nordstrom's parking lot.

You know you would.

Sir Mix-A-Lot was part of the focus group for the styling. That's why the Juke is little in middle but it's got much back. True story.

Isuzu i-series, aka Chevy Colorado rebadge? I've never seen one.

Not brown. -1,000,000 Jalopoints.

Some people are smarter with money than others. Some like to live beyond their means. Also, I think you might under estimate how much postal workers make.